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themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

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Alright, where’d you get a crisp HD download of Guardians of the Galaxy to make that gif, tell me or I feed your laptop to the cars in the street.

Syntax asking the important questions right there

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So you like chemistry puns…

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

THIRD BASE!!!

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iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

hilariously accurate

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obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.



HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”


I laugh every time

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the-feather-kisses:

the-lincolnshire-poacher:

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

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HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
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I laugh every time

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mew2:

why this cat so big

I want it. It’s a giant snuggley dumb cat

MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM…..BOOP…..MLEM

I want this cat

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mew2:

why this cat so big

I want it. It’s a giant snuggley dumb cat

MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM…..BOOP…..MLEM

I want this cat

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kairu321:

Dad and son

among all the things that are okay, this was not one of them

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The Avengers meeting their actors:

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Tom + Loki:

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Chris + Steve

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Clint + Jeremy:

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Natasha + Scarlett:

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Chris + Thor:

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Mark + Bruce

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Tony + RDJ

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Fury + Samuel:

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THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST EVER,

MOST ACCURATE POST

Sebastian + Pre WS!Bucky

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Sebastian + Winter Soldier Bucky

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Anthony + Sam

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I HAD TO DO IT. I HAD TO.

MOTHERFUCKER

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ishipitlikeups:

Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—

Goddammit.

Yeah no but seriously. Read it.

Holy fuck that twist.

That is some fine writing.

Oh… OH wow.

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Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

yeah but do you go down a giant slide naked in the middle of the summer heat?

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steveholtvstheuniverse:

There are a LOT of really great scenes in How to Train Your Dragon 2 but this is the one that had the most impact on me and FOR GOOD REASON:

  • It’s such a sweet and genuine song first of all.
  • It’s sung, at first, by this HUGE masculine viking who spent the better part of the first movie being super cold and distant, leaving his emotions at bay. Now he’s allowing himself to open up and express his feelings and that’s totally okay woah!!
  • Along with that his movements around Valka are slow and gentle, allowing her to either reciprocate or walk away. He never grabs her or tries to shove her right back into their relationship. He’s aware of how much time has passed, of her guilt, so homie’s playin it cool.
  • But yeah, ultimately SHE’S the one who agrees to the dance and picks up the pace and it’s SO GOOD to see both figures treating each other with so much love and respect.
  • Even better is that both parties are ADULTS, the mom and dad figures of the film series. Adults get written out or ignored so often in children’s movies, either by being dead throughout the entirety of the series OR by only showing up at key moments. Both Valka and Stoic are essential to the film, as is their relationship and Valka’s reason for leaving.
  • Did I mention how sweet and genuine the song is? Damn near every romance song in a kid’s film is built up to some schmalty love anthem but HTTYD2 takes a quieter, more human approach.

This isn’t even touching on the little details Dreamworks’ adds to their facial expressions and their movements and gosh everything here works so wonderfully please watch How to Train Your Dragon 2

not to mention what happens not ten minutes after this song

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jathis:

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So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed.

Here the reversed version. 

OH MY GOD

it’s like these guys don’t even fucking care. they go to such insane lengths and for hidden messages and then just put these things there for laughs and I absolutely love it

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ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

this was such a great pun

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officialfrenchtoast:

*doesnt review for an exam*

wow how did i fail….

*doesn’t review for exam and never does homework*

wow how did I pass?

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ramikadyc:

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visovari:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

Why isn’t there more modern fantasy shows/films

Why the fuck do I have to re-watch Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones a million times to get my fantasy kick, where is the rest of it

well if you want your fantasy fill and dont care were it comes from, there is Pathfinder and tonnes of good books. some good book series are the Broken Empire, The Kingkiller Chronicles, The Demon Cycle, the Night Angel Trilogy

a;sldkfjn yeah there are a ton of fantasy books out there

I’d like it to start transferring into other media though, tbh most of the reason I want to be able to watch more fantasy stuff is because books and video games and stuff are super well-covered, and I’d just like to see that transfer over to solely visual forms of media, I guess? idk if that actually makes sense, it’s hard to phrase. Like, I’m able to get 2/3 of my fantasy fix, but there are times when I’d like to lay back with a ton of snacks and watch something fantasy-ish on Netflix, I guess

The Kingkiller Chronicles is actually one that people keep recommending me, though, so I’ll probably get to that at some point! And if my url is any indication, I did just finish the Night Angel trilogy!

seeing books acted out on a screen is cool. and as far as a non interactive medium for fantasy give anime a try there probably lots of fantasy anime shows. Kvothe( the main character of of the Kingkiller Chronicles) is an impressive character. Also maybe audio books? the 2 i have heard from quality audio are like movies in your head its really cool. 

the problem with media these days is that no studio wants to dish out insane amounts of money to make something as immersive as a film or tv series for fantasy

most studios will only take the easy route and use modern settings because fantasy or sci-fi requires so much special effects and radical concept art

most studios use familiar settings because it’s easier than creating an entirely new world history

TL:DR film studios are cheap and that’s why we don’t have good fantasy shows